-Welcome, welcome, welcome! -Welcome!
-Hello. -Hello.
-I am Deepti. -Vatsala.
-Bag! -Shut your mouth.
-And this is our special Ratlam welcome. -Just the bag is worth five lakh rupees.
Imagine the limit on the cards in that bag.
Very cute.
He's making a vlog of his Mamman's wedding.
You know, kids these days.
Look at her watch. Diamonds.
Mariam! Forget your poetry and marry him.
Even Veena keeps doing something on the internet.
-Veena Vajayanti! Three million subs! -Hello.
I love your plum cake.
He knows that?
-And Mamman, now these are your in-laws. -Very intelligent.
Everyone introduce yourself.
Vatsala. Mother.
I am David. I am Mariam's father.
Come, please.
Hello. Jagdish Sisodia.
Rakhi brother.
-Those flowers are so pretty. -Yes, come.
Vimmi. Best friend.
Best friend number two, Nasreen.
Cynthia, sister.
And meet the most important person, Mariam.
Presenting from Ratlam…
Haklati Haseena?
-Snake, snake, snake! -Where? Where?
-Where? -Over there!
-Acha. -Where?
-Jiggy! Jiggy, come here. -There is a snake there.
-Don't worry, he'll take care. -Trying to catch it.
Come on! Go and check over there.
Go on, hurry up!
-Going. -Check over there.
No…
careful.
Go and check over there.
-Careful, dear. -This way. This way.
When will we shift to the resort?
I hope there are no snakes there.
No.
There are no snakes here either.
It was the first time.
I've never even seen one.
I hope the resort has heating.
The AC becomes a heater in the winter.
-Yeah. -It's very comfortable.
Okay, fine.
There was no snake there.
You used a distraction technique like a politician.
Why?
Because we didn't want anyone to know that Mariam is Haklati Haseena.
But what is the problem with being Haklati Haseena?
-Should I speak with Roy Mamman? -No.
Roy Mamman will understand. But your grandma won't.
That's true.
We have to keep this secret only until the wedding.
After that, Mariam will tell everyone herself.
Okay. Haklati Mammi.
Respect, bro.
-And Quinton-- -Call my QT.
QT, we have to shoot a video series with Haklati Haseena--
Cynthia, what are you saying? No.
You see, our family is in big trouble.
Appa doesn't have money for the wedding.
We're borrowing from the church committee.
We want to reduce his burden.
We have to do this before the wedding.
What do we have to do?
We have to ferment revolution,
in the eye of the storm.
Everyone is busy. Shoot the video, QT.
Action!
She was only a little girl…
troubled by English.
She was a poet,
but English… she didn't know it.
Papa, dear Papa!
Cut, cut, cut!
You're not stammering properly.
It looks forced.
One more, please.
Three, two, one, action!
Papa.
Dear, Papa--
Cut.
Action!
When I speak in English…
Cut, cut, cut!
-Pick up my hat. -Shoot while they're busy, QT.
She can't stammer.
It is very nice.
We're coming.
I will show you,
we're going to decorate this part.
This entire part… we're going to decorate.
It's going to look beautiful.
Right.
The interiors of the church should be decorated with white lilies.
Can we get white lilies?
-White lilies? -Yeah.
Jiggy!
Yes, sir.
We need white lilies for the interiors.
But we only have marigolds here, sir.
Then color the marigolds.
They'll become white lilies.
He's just joking.
We will get it. Come on.
Oh, wow!
He's doing his thing. What is he doing?
Making a vlog for his Mamman.
Oh, very good, very good. All the best, okay?
Just take care. Don't let him catch a cold.
Papa, dear Papa.
Please give me--
What are you guys doing?
It's not happening.
Oh my.
All well?
Come.
There, right there!
No, it's not happening. I'm sorry. I quit.
Just call the Doctor. I can't do it.
-Sorry! -Mariam!
Mimi, listen!
Is this some kind of joke?
-I don't want to do it. -What do we do?
-Why? -What can we do?
No, I don't want to do it.
I do worship for you
Why did you say yes if you didn't want to do it?
Doctor, we'll do something. Mimi, you can do it.
It's not about the money.
What did we think?
My poetry is great?
People will get inspired?
It will change people's lives.
It's so powerful?
This inspirational poetry didn't even get 2000 subscribers.
Out of which 1500 were thanks to his threats.
And the rest… because of my stammering.
Which has always embarrassed me.
Mariam…
people do all sorts of things to get what you have.
They roam the streets naked to get noticed.
Maybe.
But I can't.
Once you get married, all doors will be closed.
I'd rather get married than be a joke on the internet.
I took an advance from the brand because you said yes.
How will I face them now?
I have no interest in being Haklati Haseena.
Thank you.
Thank you all for your support.
And, Doctor…
I'm sorry.
Hey, Mimi?
Are you done with your shoot?
You know, I had an idea.
As soon as the money comes in, we'll buy a nice gift for your Appan.
What happened, dear?
-I'm going to delete my channel. -Mimi, what are you doing?
-Are you crazy? -Let me go.
What are you doing?
-Let it go! -You cheated us.
-This is fraud, you get it? -What are you doing?
-I'll charge you with cheating. -Cynthu, let it go!
I'll send the police.
Leave! Leave!
You'll go to jail, okay?
I'm getting married.
You're all invited.
Mumma…
I couldn't do it.
Dear.
We won't get any money.
Dear.
Sorry, Mummy-ji.
David sir has said to get ready for the resort.
Roysten jiju is coming.
Let's go.
Come on!
-They are here, sir. -Get everything ready.
Welcome!
Best decision of your life, Mariam.
Hello, sir. How are you?
Thank God you didn't choose poetry over this lion.
-Hello. -How are you?
This poem is divine.
-He's coming this way. Smile. -Let me see. Cynthia!
-Yes. Hi, hi. -Hi. Hi.
-Hello, Vimmi. -Vimmi!
Welcome.
-Hi, Roysten. -Hi, Mariam.
-Sorry. -Vimmi, come on.
Shall we?
Jiggy, tell them to bring all this.
Awkward, right?
So, tell me…
what do you like?
I mean, asking such a question a day before the wedding is…
what do you say?
Is a little strange.
You tell me, what do you like?
Sports.
My number one passion is cricket, tennis…
I want to watch Wimbledon once.
Finals, center court.
Nice.
And what don't you like?
Lies.
When people lie to me…
it's a sudden put-off for me.
You're happy, right?
So, after the wedding, we'll travel to Kerala
and meet everyone.
Then we'll go to our village. Stay there a while.
We'll talk a lot.
One picture, please.
Sir, a little closer.
That you can decide.
After that, we'll go on our honeymoon.
How are you?
-All good? -Good.
-You have to mark entries. -Okay.
Start making entries. Okay? Don't let any outsider in.
Don't let them in.
There could be a problem,
that's why you've been posted here.
What now?
I have a great idea.
Infallible.
-What? -Move it. Hurry up.
This is the wall of the wedding resort.
This is that Rotten's room.
Roysten.
Such a small room for their son-in-law?
It's not small. Here's the son-in-law.
Fits right in.
Here, here, here, and here…
are private security guards.
If we can't beat the other team at cricket, then?
-Then? -Then?
Take the stumps and run away.
Sharma-ji, here's what you have to do.
Set off a firecracker over here. Bang!
Bang!
They'll run in that direction,
and we'll run away with Rotten.
-Great! -Great idea!
Useless idea.
You know what will happen if we do this?
-It'll be fun! -Mariam's wedding will be canceled.
And what will we do with Roysten?
Chop him and dump him in the river.
-No… -Hey…
What else can we do? Let Mariam get married?
If she wants to get married, who are we to stop her?
Her friends!
Friends don't make or break marriages.
Fathers do that.
Really?
We have to talk to Mariam, not Roysten.
And we need a way to do that.
And if the Doctor really sends the cops, then?
Robo Bhaiya, the cops are here. The police are here.
PAWAN LAUNDRY
Why are the vehicles here?
-Hold him. -They're coming this way.
Get the car.
Wait a second, he isn't here for us.
He's giving his uniform to the laundry guy.
Oh!
Sir. Hello, how are you?
Would you like some tea?
Robo, how are you? All good?
Yes, your blessings are with me.
I have a favor to ask.
You're an artist. You must know.
Have you heard about some Myna?
SP Meera Pushkarna ma'am is here personally.
There are orders to find her.
Urgent.
You sing and dance.
You must know.
Myna?
There is a…
nest outside my window, where a myna lives.
She's a girl. A poet.
Has anyone heard about Myna?
-No. -Not Myna.
She had some sort of channel on the internet.
We don't use the internet.
What is her crime?
Yes?
SP ma'am has come down herself from Mandsaur with a convoy.
And is sitting at the police station.
Must be something serious.
The last time she was this active, there was a bank scam.
Anyway, let me know if you find anything.
Who knows which branch this Myna is sitting on?
-Yes. -Yes.
-Okay, sir. -Okay, sir.
Robo Bhaiya, we have to get into the resort, but…
how?
Mohan?
How many uniforms did he give you?
I knew it from the beginning.
You guys aren't telling me the truth.
Don't worry.
Even I like Haklati Haseena.
But not as my Mammi.
Priya was going to be my auntie.
I wonder what changed.
You and I have the same mission.
We must stop the wedding.
But how?
Vlogger has to become a detective.
The family has to be there. Celebration is a must.
Sorry. I have my doubts about him.
If you don't mind. We must keep an eye on him.
I know it wasn't easy.
It couldn't have been easy.
Making up a boyfriend for Priya,
convincing Mrs. Abraham…
and…
Roy.
Sebi.
You lied for me.
You lied a lot for me.
Rose.
I'll never forget what you have done.
Brother.
Brother…
Please don't mind when I cuss you.
I know what you are doing, QT.
I request you.
Don't show this to Roy, please.
If anything goes wrong, my father will be humiliated.
-I'll be deeply hurt. -Auntie.
Mariam is your auntie now.
Forget all this.
Thanks.
Okay, Auntie.
Auntie Priya.
Hello, detective. Find anything?
I didn't go there in the first place.
-Why? -I had to poop.
Why? Can't detectives go to poop?
You look handsome. Smile, smile!
-Ma'am, could you fix his chain? -Call Mom for the video.
Ma'am, please come.
Come, Mariam.
Just a minute.
So pretty.
You should take good care of old things. Uncle will take good care of it.
That's all fine but it's not playable anymore.
Uncle will check it.
Ismail Bhai?
Tell me something.
Do you know someone called Myna?
Why are you asking my dad?
Go ask Robo.
I did. He said he doesn't know.
-Robo doesn't know? -Yes.
Myna is Robo's life.
You know David sir?
Myna is his older daughter.
She's about to get married at Vivaah Resort.
You can ask my dad if you want.
Isn't that right, Dad?
Let's go.
Fool!
You're throwing your own brother under the bus?
Your own older brother?
You'll be the first one I throw out of the band.
Whatever differences you may have,
he's still your older brother.
What?
Sorry, Dad.
Sir!
I have to go inside.
What name should I write, sir?
-Vijay Pat Bhadoria. -Okay.
Okay, sir. You can go.
Sir?
What name should I write, sir?
Can't you see?
-Vijay Pat Bhadoria. -Vijay Pat--
Sir, the guy who just went in was also Vijay Pat Bhadoria.
If two policemen can have the same uniform,
why not the same name?
Jai Hind.
Sir!
Chaubey-ji!
What?
Open the damn gate, what else?
And your name?
Vijay Pat Bhadoria.
Three Vijay Pat Bhadorias? Impossible.
-What nonsense? -Throw him out.
All the policemen in this city are Vijay Pat Bhadoria?!
-Get out. -Rascal!
How dare you!
Open the gate!
Get the car in.
I haven't spoken to ma'am.
There's a lot of confusion here.
But we have found Myna.
Cynthu!
What are you guys doing here?
I thought the Doctor actually sent the cops.
The Doctor has actually sent the police.
-Oh no! -Will we have to go to jail together?
Not together.
Mariam will go to the women's prison.
We'll be sent to Central Jail, and you to the juvenile correction center.
No one will go to jail.
Can we talk to Mariam?
Where is she?
-She-- -Robo-ji?
Psy-ji? What are you two doing here?
David sir!
If you snitch on us, your sister will get arrested.
Should we let you go?
Will you scream?
Cynthu, call Mariam. We'll explain it to him.
What are so many cops doing here?
So many? We're just two.
-Look there! -Look!
Why is Mariam getting arrested?
Look, only we can save Mariam.
Get your jeep. We'll tell you everything on the way, okay?
Go!
What's in this?
-Beer. -Give it here.
We have to go too.
PAWAN LAUNDRY
Shall we, Robo Bhaiya?
I'll have to tell David sir about this "Myna" nonsense.
David sir will have your neck if he finds out about this.
-Because it all happened on your watch. -Right.
On your watch.
What were you doing?
Me?
What nonsense is this?
I see…
Inspector Vijay Pat Bhadoria!
Hello.
Hello, sir.
Sir-- Madam.
Whatever Mariam's crime is, we've done it too.
If you're arresting her, arrest us too.
Your crimes are far worse than Myna's.
Maharaja Tansen!
You stole a uniform.
You hid Myna's whereabouts.
You two will be reported at a different police station,
and arrested.
Sir, actually they're my band members.
Myna is nothing without them.
But what are they doing in the uniform?
The punishment for stealing government uniform is--
Sorry. Sorry, ma'am. We had to do it.
But we can take care of all the money disputed.
You can assure the Doctor she will get her money back.
Promise.
Money?
Doctor?
Doctor didn't send you?
No. Actually, she has a program for us.
Paid. For Myna.
-Program? -Yes.
I deleted my channel so she couldn't find us.
So, she sent the police.
Sandhya. Remember?
We met her on the train on the way to Jabalpur.
Meera Di is her sister-in-law.
-Hello! -Oh!
My husband and I loved your song on the train the other day.
We want everyone to come to Kolkata.
And perform at my wedding party.
Then I found out that Myna is getting married too.
Mariam.
First gig.
And not for Haklati Haseena. For your poems.
This is what you wanted.
Yeah, but it's too late.
I'm so sorry, but thank you.
At least someone liked my poems.
That's good enough for me.
Myna, don't ever stop writing poems.
Is it possible to stop breathing?
Anyway, I'll have to leave now.
Appan, Roysten, and the others are waiting.
Bye.
I'll have you dropped--
No, it's okay. Vimmi has a car. We'll manage.
Thank you.
Cynthu, let's go.
Ma'am, when is the program in Kolkata?
Day after tomorrow.
She'll be there. Don't cancel it.
How?
One last try.
Thank you, ma'am.
Sir, we'll…
have your uniform ironed and delivered.
The MLA's vehicle will soon be arriving. Be prepared.
I'm grateful you took the time to come here.
Namaste. Namaste.
Sir, MLA sir is coming.
Please escort him.
Please come.
Please, move the car ahead.
Thank you very much.
Please welcome them.
Please, sir. Please, sir.
Madam, thank you so much. Come.
Namaste.
Jiggy! Who invited you?
Principal sir!
Your daughter's getting married. We don't need an invitation.
Okay. No filmy songs, okay?
Principal sir!
They've prepared Ave Maria to sing.
Yes, thank you. Please.
-What happened? -They're here. Go. Quick.
Namaste.
I know I was asking you to get married.
But now I have doubts, Mariam.
You have to dance at my wedding.
And if you don't, I won't say "I do".
Idiot.
Please come.
Roysten has arrived.
Yes. Hello!
-How are you? -How are you, sir?
I hope there was no problem.
-Please. Please come. -This way.
Looking good, right?
You guys go. I'll come with Mumma and Cynthu.
Where is Cynthu?
Must have gone with Appan.
You're looking beautiful, dear.
They're here!
But today I feel, I should begin the marriage ceremony,
without delay.
David has worked hard for this wedding.
So for a change,
let's begin the marriage ceremony.
Looking beautiful.
You're looking gorgeous.
Son, can you please join me?
Very nice.
Mumma, where's Cynthu?
Come.
Achaa.
-Achaa. -Yes.
Cynthu?
-Where is Cynthu? -Didn't she come with you?
What is this, Mariam?
You stand here.
-She'll come. -Without Cynthu?
She'll be here.
Stand here.
Start walking.
You stand here.
Smile, smile.
Mariam, smile.
Mariam.
For your happiness.
All rise, please.
Who gives this woman to this man?
I do.
Please be seated.
Please sit. Sit down.
Are you okay?
Actually, Cynthia is not here.
Father, one second.
We will wait for Cynthia.
No, no, she's coming.
Cynthu is coming.
Father, please carry on.
Hello, everyone.
My Mimi is getting married.
And before she gets married,
I want to recite a poem.
Cynthu, Cynthu, please sit down.
Sorry. She's very excited. Cynthu, please sit down.
After the ceremony.
Please sit down!
Sit.
Let her speak.
Okay. Keep it short.
Mimi, this poem is for you.
Knock, knock, knock.
Who is making all that commotion?
Heart.
Your heart.
Which keeps beating for you.
O heart, don't speak to me now.
I am busy.
I have to study, please my teachers.
Okay, do it.
I'll come back later.
I go to school, college…
I read books.
The heart had called out to me.
I totally forgot.
Again next day…
Knock, knock, knock.
Who is making all that commotion?
It's me.
Your heart.
Which keeps beating for you.
What is this?
Focus on me.
Listen to me.
I am with my mumma in the kitchen.
Making her happy is my duty.
I will talk to you later.
I go to the kitchen.
Temper the dish, chop the veggies.
Cook food, and forget all about my heart.
Again on the third day…
Knock, knock, knock.
Who?
Who is making all that commotion?
It's me. Your heart.
-Which? -Keeps beating for you.
What kind of a joke is this?
Whose stupid poetry is this?
Please, sit down. Please.
This stupid poetry is mine, Appa.
Then finish it.
And don't start stammering because of your Appan, Haklati Haseena.
Just go for it!
Mariam, after the wedding.
Let her, Uncle David.
Sir.
Let's hear it.
This is my band.
You have a band?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who is making all that commotion?
Heart.
Your heart.
Which keeps beating for you.
O heart,
I am trying to make my father happy.
Fighting against my wishes for him.
I will talk to you later.
I cuddle my dreams,
scare my desires,
put out my wishes.
Fade away.
Knock--
Knock, knock, knock.
Who is making all that commotion?
It's me, your heart.
Which keeps beating for you.
O heart,
what is it that you want?
Focus on me.
Sorry, O heart.
I am busy pleasing the world.
I have to make my husband happy.
I have to make the society happy.
Making my friends happy. Making my boss happy.
Then when will you focus on me?
Little later.
And then I continue living for this world, society,
friends, boss, and everyone else.
Making them happy…
and die one day.
Knock, knock, knock.
Are you in there, my heart?
I am,
but I am fading away.
Waiting for you…
to listen to me.
What do you want, O heart?
What can I give you?
A little happiness,
some love,
and do what your heart says.
Otherwise,
like a flower that withers…
I will wither too.
And never be able to do…
what I can for everyone else.
Please.
Listen to me.
Please.
That was beautiful, dear.
Roy.
Deepti.
I spent my whole life raising you two.
I want to go on a trip to Rome.
Alone.
I want to see the Sistine Chapel.
Okay, Mother.
Mariam.
Even I couldn't have read a better sermon.
God has blessed you with so much talent.
Don't ever lose it.
You think so beautifully.
It was like my heart was speaking to me.
Your poem has given me strength
to speak my heart.
I need to say something.
Please don't get upset.
And even if you do, who cares?
Mariam I was going to marry you because of my mother.
Honestly,
my heart…
only thinks of Priya.
And I also know,
Priya thinks about someone else.
But, you know,
it's what it is.
Priya only thinks of you, Roysten.
And no one knows this better than me.
There, I've said it. My conscience is clean
Sorry, David chetta.
David sir! I also have something to say.
Even I have something to say.
Now nothing else needs to be said. We have a flight to catch.
Let's go?
This is our first paid gig.
Here's the key to the chariot.
Mariam.
I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
Sorry!
-I am sorry. -It's okay.
It's okay.
I am sorry.
You have to go now.
You have to go.
For your happiness.
Go.
Thank you.
Go.
Sing and dance
Here comes the modern band
For a happy wedding
Here comes the modern band
Sway harder
Here comes the modern band
Playing the modern beat
Here comes the modern band
-Kishore's mischief -Yes!
-Rafi's grace -Yes!
The soul of Lata Di's Music is the modern band
-OP Nayyar's composition -Yes!
-Laxmikant Pyarelal's violin -Yes!
RD, Pancham, and Rehman's keyboard trend
Let the groom and bride sing
Here comes the modern band
Mother-in-law and father-in-law come
Here comes the modern band
NEW MODERN BAND
-Udit Narayan's smile -Yes!
-Alka Yagnik's style -Yes!
Kumar Sanu's songs bring Peace to the heart
-Shreya Ghoshal's melodies -Yes!
Mithun's dance steps
Arijit's Singh's punches Like an old friend